After looking the catalog over quite well the one thing that seemed of most interest was a book titled, 10 Easy Ways to Beastial strength.
I added my credit number to the order and sent it out in the morning post. After waiting a week and recieving nothing I decided to call the info number.
A nice soft voiced girl answered, looked up the order and found I had forgot to 'x' the part about some needed pills. I OKed the additional amount and again hoped it would come soon.
The next afternoon when I returned from work a fair size package stood against my front door. Rushing it inside I ripped it open and found many interesting items.
A thin 40 page booklet with the title of 'Working with Beastial Strength' and 10 large bottles of pills.
Bottle #1. Muscle Builder
#2. Skin Tanner and Darkener
#3. Hair Rejuvinator
#4. Muscle Tightener
#5. Penial Builder
#6. Chest Expander
#7. Spine Lengthener
#8. Didget Toughener
#9. Sex Enhancer
#10.Permanent Retainment Creme
I must sit down first and read the manual about these interesting pills.