Joshy felt his body growing. Soon he had shot up, along with all of the rest of his friends. They glowed with a pulsing green light that grew until it was too bright to look at, dissipated, and then they all realized they were looking down from unusual heights, turned into men with chiseled chests, all of them wearing, and growing out of their tiny baseball uniforms. Many ripped theirs without even trying.
Joshy looked at his "son" lovingly. Chomping on his cigar, he likewise noticed the coach had shrunk into a twelve year old.
"This is cool! How did this happen? Wow! I can't believe it! Dude!" were among the chorus of voiced opinions from his teammates. He looked in a nearby mirror. His son had only aged him a couple of years...to sixteen by the looks of it. All of the other "kids" were now fully fledged men.
All in all there were six new "men". One of them, Gabe, came up to Brian. "You...you're..."
"I'm Bri, dude. It's magic. Totally. How do you like your new body?"
"Dude, I'm old enough to be my own father!" The young man smelled his cigar and held it up for Brian to light. Brian playfully nudged himself closer.
"There are other perks that come to being an adult. But first..."
Joshy felt himself losing all of his new facial hair. He shrunk down again until he was as small as the coach, who was visibly shaken.
"Looks like these kids could use a lesson on how to be a real man!" said Bri. "Here..." he said, handing a cigar to his new "son". "Here son, light one up and see how that goes."
Joshy drew a quick, trembling breath and exhaled in a rough drag of pungent, woodsy smoke. One of the larger men patted him on the back.
"I think I'll keep you around this age, dad. Or should I say SON. I think things will work out from now on. You be good and occassionally I'll let you smoke out with the big boys. By the way fellas...how would you feel about makin' your dads pay for all the crap they've given us lately?" A bunch of heads nodded assent.
Brian willed that all of their fathers would fall fast asleep within the next few minutes and wake up as twelve year olds in adult clothing...