As the cloud blocks the sun, I take a good look at my body. “Fuck, I’m huge!” I think. Looking down at my chest, the pecs rise so high up, I can’t even see my abs.
I jump out of bed, and realize the ceiling seems lower. No, it’s me who is taller!
Fucking awesome! I run to the bathroom, and look at me in the mirror. I can’t believe how huge I am! My biceps look like basketballs; my traps are so huge, I can’t even keep my arms to my side. My abs are so ripped, I have more than an 8-pack, I have a frickin’ 10-pack.
I run to the computer, and look at the screen, finding a message from my online chat partner.
Tf4life: Like what you see?
Me: Fuck dewd, I look awsome!
I’m surprised that it’s only within seconds that I receive a message back from him.
Tf4life: I knew you’d be pleased.
Me: How big am I?
Tf4life: Why don’t you grab a tape measure and see? And hey, remember to turn the webcam on.
Me: Rite! [Wait, is that how you spell that?, I think.]
I run to the closet, and look for measuring tape. I find what I’m looking for and head back to the computer.
Me: Got it!
I turn on the webcam.
Tf4life: Man, you’re looking bigger than I thought.
Me: Im huge dewd! Look at me. Chek these guns out!
Tf4life: Why don’t you measure those bad boys?
I wrap the tape around my arm.
Me: 34 inches! Yah!
Tf4life: You like having big guns, don’t you?
Me: Oh yah! I like being huge!
Tf4life: You’re looking pretty tall, too. Why don’t you measure your height?
I stand up and drop the end of the tape to the ground, stepping on the end. I hold my finger on the measurement by the top of my head.
Me: The tape says 96.
Tf4life: Inches. Do you know how tall that is in feet?
I stare at the computer. That’s strange, I should know the answer. But my mind seems blocked.
Me: No. How tall?
Tf4life: Well, there’s 12 inches in a foot, right?
Me: I guess.
Tf4life: So, 96 divided by 12 is …?
Me: [I pause and think.] I dunno!
Tf4life: 8 feet! That’s also why there’s an 8 near the 96 on the tape.
Me: Oh yeah! Wow, Im 8 feet tall!
Tf4life: You sure are! You’re a perfect musclegod. Huge, handsome, and dumb as a post.
Me: Who you calling dum?
Tf4life: Sorry, my bad! I meant thick as an oak tree, you’re so big! You like being big, right?
Me: Oh yes, I like being big!
Tf4life: And you like flexing those muscles, right?
I flex my big arms. They look so huge. I feel so good. I feel huge. Huge is good. I then flex my pecs. They look so big. I look so big. Flexing makes me look even bigger. I like flexing.
Me: Mmmmm, I like to flex.
Tf4life: I like watching you flex. Stand back from the camera so I can see you in your glory. There now. Flex for me, my muscle giant!
I remember the poses I’d seen bodybuilders do on TV. I have no problem doing them. They come naturally to me. I flex, and flex some more. After a good ten minutes of posing, I run back to the computer.
Me: I like flexing for you.
Tf4life: Trust me, the pleasure’s all mine. Now, I have a new surprise for you …