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Just an average Joe...kinda

added 14 years ago AR BM S TG

As you drive around looking for an adult store, you can't escape the thoughts and feeling that having a vagina and womb gave you. So much so, that you notice a dampness between your legs as your vaginal slit reforms.

"So much for that," you think. You remember there used to be a lingerie store in a strip mall off the freeway, and you head there to find what your looking for. Pulling into the parking lot, it looks empty. The windows have no ads, and are covered with black paint from the inside. You walk in, and see several racks of women's clothing, and along the back wall you notice a men's section. In the corner, you see another sign, "Toys" and you smile. The toy section seems small, but is filled with all sorts of shapes and odd looking things.

An older woman walks up to you and asks, "Something for your lady friend?"

You swallow and reply, "Yes. What's good?"

"Well...," she starts, "This little do-dad right here will keep her happy while your away"

"How does it work?" you ask.

The old lady gives you a look, and smiles, "Do you want me to show you young man?"

You give the old lady a hearty laugh, "Well, I guess not...unless you want to."

The old lady blushed and gave a playful slap to your arm, "Don't tease an old lady like that, you will get my hopes up."

"I will make you an offer...I'll take the top 5 dildos you recommend.", and you reach over to a smooth red dildo with what looks like an oversized mushroom head, "and add this one."

The old lady is surprised, "Ok young man, your lady friend won't be disappointed" She grabs the other five dildos and walks back to the counter. You hear a faint voice call, "Anything else young man?"

You walk to the counter and ask, "Do you have anything to milk breasts or something like a fake vagina for men?"

The old woman looks at you and smiles, "I love that suit on you, I knew you had good taste. Yes dear, I have a few things you might like." She walks around the counter and over to a maternity section, "We have a few pumps for new mothers, most are manual, but this one is automatic, just plug it in and it can milk both tits at once."

You smile, "You are one kinky lady"

"Thank you young man, I do my best", as the old lady gives you a playful stroke on your latex ass.

Smiling, you say "I'll take the automatic one."

The old lady picks up a box under the display and walks back to the male section on the back wall by the vibrators, "We got several of the realistic vaginas" She points to a few of the more elaborate models, "This one will suck you dry and gives a good, firm massage of your entire shaft. There's even an add on to stroke your balls. And this one, well, if doesn't feel like a real woman, I'll give you your money back. There's even a remote control."

You think for a few moments, "Ok, I'll take the deluxe model."

The old lady cheerfully says "Good choice. A good stud like you needs to keep his pipes clean. Anything else dear?"

You shake your head side to side and say, "No miss. You have done a great job on getting me what I'm not sure I need"

The old lady winks at you and adds, "Well, you take these home and the two of you have a bit of fun. Do thing right, and you can both last for hours."

As the old lady rings up the total, you slide five $100 dollar bills over. You wink at the lady and say, "Keep the change. And can I do you any favors? You have been very nice to me."

The old lady's voice cracks a bit as she says "Well, young man there is. My husband has passed on and I still have needs of a lady. I can lock the store up for an hour or so while you show me a good time. How about that young man?"

You quickly say "Yes, I'd be happy to", you sigh happily as this is the first time you get to use your gift on a good person. None of her history flashes into your mind, hopefully Santa will approve.

The old lady has a new bounce in her step as she bounces over to the door like a school girl, locking it, putting in a "Back in 45 minutes sign" in the window, and closing the blinds. As she comes back to you, she starts to stroke your muscular chest, "Your Santa suit drives me wild, that latex looks great on you." She grabs your hand and walks you into her office in the back of the store. There is a lycra covered futon couch in front of her desk. You move the pillows to the front and fold down the mattress into a bed. You turn around and standing behind you is a 20 year old model with DD breasts, clad in a super tight stretchy PVC cat suit. Your mouth opens, as you don't know what to think.

The young lady smiles, "A test from the jolly old man. I get to keep this body after helping you. I wanted to get a trial run myself once I saw you." She slides down onto the lycra covered bed, and you smile.

"I'm a bit on the naughty side, so can we be really kinky?" you ask.

"I'm all yours bad boy." she says with a low, sultry voice.

You reach down to her pronounced camel toe between her legs, and begin to imagine an opening around her crotch and a long, thick penis and a small, stretchable vagina underneath. Soon, you see the black pvc expose the supple flesh of the lady, and her clit quickly grows into a raging hard on. You stop it growing after about 15 inches. You also give the lady full control of the now prehensile cock. You smile with excitement, and stroke the length of her shaft, and whisper "Look down. You can control it like your arm." You watch as the rigid shaft snakes around in the air.

The lady coos, "Amazing, I'm thinking I might want to keep that too" as she reaches up and puts her arms around your neck. You slide your crotch down to her shaft, and put your slit next to her cock head.

Playfully, you ask "Can you slide into me?"

She responds by snaking her entire length deep into your vaginal cavity, which is stretched inside you, making it bigger. The lady smiles and whispers "I was wondering why your suit had an opening there. That explains the interest in the dildos"

You lie down on the lady tight and grab her tightly, rolling the two of you over until she is on top. You gasp softly feeling her entire length inside you and give a few milking strokes with your body and say "Your the dominate one this round."

As the lady begins to thrust her hips into you, she never pulls out more than seven or eight inches before thrusting hard back into you. You begin to feel the female orgasm build again. Each thrust deep inside feels like a wave of throbbing heat flowing though your body from the center. You close your eyes as you enjoy this, after a few minutes you feel the huge member spasm inside you, and the lady gives a long scream, "YEEEEEESSSSS!!!!", and collapses on your chest, her throbbing cock planted all the way inside you.

You quickly ask, "Marry me!"

The lady says, "Damn it, No! You....marry me!"

You smile, "Yes, I accept", and you begin to stroke your rubber fingers though the long, brown hair of your new mate. "I guess I won't need those toys anymore"

The lady smiles, "Call me Brenda, and no, you won't need any toys but me."

You use your vaginal muscles to milk Brenda's cock, "Just so you know, I am a servant to the Claus. It's because of him I am this way."

"I know" she pants, "But for a naughty man, this sure is fun. A gal can get used to this." She wiggles the tip of her cock around, trying to find your g-spot. She is rewarded with a spasm of your entire body, and she smiles, "Found it"

"Careful, I'm not used to this", you gasp as she teases your super sensitive nerve complex. "I will be gone at odd times, bring home people who are not good people, and other things that are not pleasant.

"Young man, I was raised to know people deserve what they get. If it gets too intense for me, I'll take a walk or come here to my store."

You paw playfully at her ear, "You have to drop the young man talk, old lady"

She makes a few passes over your g-spot with her cocktip, "We shall see about that young man"

You realize, even if this old woman didn't look like a 20 year old super model, you would love her anyway.

The old lady softly speaks "Mr. Claus said that about me. He said that I was more than some old lady, and that I might help him out with one of his servants. That's why he offered me the body. Oh, I can read your mind, but only yours, and only some thoughts, the good thoughts. Someone has to keep you on the straight and narrow. I just didn't know it would be you until you accepted my offer to come back here."

The PVC covered lady pawed playfully at your rippled chest as you played with her soft, long hair, both wanting to just enjoy the moment for as long as possible. Both drifted off to sleep in each other's arms.

You awake to find Brenda pulling out of your pussy. As she stands, it looks strange to see the super long cock snake back between her legs. She parks the rest of the length into her own vagina. She leans forward and gives you a kiss on the lips, which you respond by plunging your tongue into her mouth. She suckles on your tongue for a few moments before you break the kiss and pull back, showing your partially transformed cock tongue.

"Don't tease me like that" she warns.

You just stick your tongue out at her, it's cock tip fully reformed.

"Your next assignment is from me" she states. "I got a guy in here a while back. He came in a few times, acted strange. Here's a copy of his drivers license"

You look at the photo of the drivers license, and know right away where he is. You sigh deeply, "Ok. Back to work. I guess this is Samuel's lucky day to meet me." You sit up in the bed, stretch your arms behind your back as you hear your chest popping. "Can I have one of those dildos to go?"

Brenda chimes, "Sure thing" and goes off to the counter, and returns a few moments later. "Sunrise surprise. I use this model myself. The tip just works the g-spot over and over while this little do-dad fiddles your clit constantly." Brenda takes the dildo out of the package, puts in the batteries, and shoves it right into your slit.

You fall back on the bed, as your vaginal cavity shrinks to tightly grip the new dildo. Amazingly, your g-spot lines up with the dildo perfectly, as your body jerks slightly with each stroke.

Brenda chides, "Honey, you can't drive with that in you, you'll have a wreck for sure."

"Fine", and you enjoy a few last moments of the wonderful dildo, before pulling it out and giving yourself a sexless groin. You look up to find Brenda staring at your crotch, a little drool falling from the side of her mouth. You smile, "Don't worry, You have my heart while Santa has my soul."

Brenda snaps out of her gaze. "Dear, before you go, can you make this cock about 3 feet long and drip a pair of testicles, about softball size...and keep the vagina? I have an idea while your out for some fun."

You smile approvingly, you love this old gal. You lean forward, and stroke her cock, feeling it grow until it is just at her neck. Then you tug lightly on some skin at the base of her shaft, pulling more skin as you feel two bulges form inside. You keep stroking the ball sac until it takes both hands, and even then the tight scrotum won't fit in both of your hands. And for good measure, you slide a finger all the way into her, so she knows she has all she asked for, and you also add that hair trigger that you had earlier

"Thanks dear, now you give this Samuel guy a good talking to, or whatever you do and come back here and pick me up.

You wink and with a coy smile say, "You bet, and by the way, I wouldn't go near the merchandise unless you cover that thing."

As she reaches over to a counter, she picks up a box labled horse condoms. Damn, you think, this lady comes prepared. You reach over and give the entire length of her shaft four strokes, and she explodes in orgasm, falling back onto the bed. You laugh happily, as it's good to see it happen to someone else besides you for a change.

Brenda gasps, "Hair trigger, got it" and slowly strokes her huge cock.

You have a job to do and Brenda follows you to the door, to let you out. Once outside, she locks the door, puts in the CLOSED sign and waves, you know she is going to have fun until you return.


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