You are depressed sitting home alone on New Year's Eve. You just broke up with your significant other at Christmas, and have decided to watch Dick Clark at home this year. It's not all bad, somebody sent you an expensive bottle of champagne to bring in the new year. It looks expensive, but you never heard of DeLeon Vinyards before. You wonder who sent the gift, as it was delivered in a silk black top hat with a ribbon sash with 2009 imprinted on it. If the sender had given their name, and they were hot, you might have invited your secret admirer to join you.
You decide not to wait until midnight to pop the cork on your bottle. Bubbles douse your clothing, but you manage to fill your glass.
It's a bit sweet you think as you sip the bubbly. Then you get really dizzy. Everything goes black.
You come to with a throbbing headache...