Well the T rex pulls out a long parchment and asks you to sign it.He says it.s just a formality.no big deal.
Well that big tooth grin of his looks like the sort a used car saleman would have if he were a t rex.
You smell a rat and look the document over carefully.It says that you acknowlege having the dna of a t rex,with all it's physical,mental and spiritual rights and responsibilities.
It also states that as a former human,you are signing on behalf of your species as well.
You look yourself over.Your'e a big ferocious t rex all right.All of 6-1/2 feet tall with a huge prominent forehead.
You're not really a t rex.You hesitate to sign.Your'e looking that gift horse in the mouth.
Thats all the time the dragon needs.With a roar it launches itself on its old devil dinosaur enemy with a bellow,which sounds like
"get behind me satan"
You stand there and stare in awe as 20 tons of reptile flesh collide and turn the surrounding trees into matchsticks
They roll down the hill,roaring ,bellowing and pounding the earth with their tail slaps
Then they fall over the cliff and into the lake with a huge spash.
You wait for half an hour,but neither one resurfaces.So you go to where the t rex and notice the big fellow had dropped something when the dragon hit him.
It looks like a laser rifle with a 12" tv screen on top.Its the gizmo that shot out that green ray at you.You were too busy changing at the time to notice it
You check out your clothing and discover that it isn't that torn up,and you don't like running in the nude,so you put it back on.
As you lean against the tree to figure the contraption out,you see several anthro t rex's in dresses,shorts and sweaters running by.
They call out to you to join them,they're heading to the hospital.
One minute they were strolling through the park,the next they had twisted,reformed and grown green scales.
They run off and after 10 minutes you hear screams and then deep throated roars coming from the direction they'd headed to.
thoughts of granting humans the dna of t rexes,with all its rights and responsibilities,wander through your head.
You look at that laser gun tv screen again.
Theres a on off switch and you power it up
A warning flashes on the screen
"danger,host species dna pattern in advanced evolutionary mode,safety field set to 1000 metres for stable evolutionary mode."
You push the back button on the screen and it shows you a image you recognize as the evolution of the human race from hairy primitive ape to human in the stages shown on charts.
The human shown on the screen is you,
You push the buttons and a new image shows up.It shows a t rex and that hair ape ancestor side by side,with a X between them.On the bottom is a date 60 my and 10my
There is a next btton and it shows a new evolutionary progress image
The images show what would have happenned to that evolving ape if t rex dna had been inserted into it.
The image at the end is of you,and the anthro t rexes you had seen earlier heading to the hospital.
The time date is 6 my before present.
There is a next button and you press it.What would your species look like now.Are you a smarter race?
A message pops up
"program busy executing file'
Just then a female anthro t rex shows up.She screams with joy and rushes toward you.She's your girlfriend Cyndi,and when her face suddenly pushed out with sharp teeth and a tail slid out of her dress,she kinda freaked out and hid under a bush.
Then she came out nd saw you.
Whats going on she says
You tell her of the device and how you think it has rewritten the dna and evolutionary history of the human race.It seems humanity now has a t rex for a great granddaddy and a hairy ape for a great grandmom.
You both get up and walk down the path.Off in the distance you can hear the roars of wild beasts