Well all around the world six billion former humans are getting down to t rex things.
From the way Cyndi is looking at you as she reaches out her talons you doubt that includes keeping civilization going.
You look at the device in your hands.Whoever the dragon or dinosaur were,they must have a backup plan for situations like this.
You doubt the lord of evil would care to become dinosaur turds.
Off to one side of the unit you see a red plastic button with a 911 engraved in it.
When in trouble dial up the hell hotline.
A big glob of saliva drops on your head as Cyndi sniffs you.
You push the button
A warning pops up on the screen
"this action will delete your DNA pattern from the host species memory banks
Do you really want to continue with this action'
You push the yes button
The Evolver 2000 vanishes in a flash of light and Cyndi steps back startled as a field of energy surrounds her
At the same time runes start emerging on your scales
Magical powerful demonic spells
As the last rune covers your entire body you start gasping for breath.
You feel your waist being pinched,squeezed and stretched.
Your scales start to change colour and form new diamond patterns
Your tail starts to shrink,as do your legs and arms.
As your skull is squeezed you feel your fangs lengthening and you hear the rattle in your tail just as new demon instincts come into play.
You are a diamondback rattlesnake,and the latest employee of hell.
Before you slither off to your new life,you look back.
Cyndi is lying in the grass,in the buff,and very human.
She's looking at all those huge claw marks around her and trying to figure out if it was all a dream.
You have save humanity.
The End