"...or, how about teaching everyone how to relax and have some fun?!" asks the fairy, a smile lighting up her face. "Yes! That's it! Be right back!"
She vanishes in bright flash of pink and purple light, just as you open your mouth to ask what, exactly, "it" is.
You don't have long to wait, as your gym clothes, and everyone else's, suddenly vanish. You seem to be the only one who notices, however, as a guy across the aisle from you casually pulls off his t-shirt and tosses it into his locker. Surprisingly, despite the fact he's considered one of the school nerds-- greasy hair, glasses, acne-- he proves to be really, truly, hung! Some of the girls, and a few guys, can't seem to keep their eyes off of him.
One of the chubby girls walks by, on her way to the Women's room, displaying a truly large pair of nicely formed breasts.
Suddenly your friend, the sex fairy, appears out of the coach's office. She's the size of a regular women-- a very shapely, well endowed "regular" women-- wingless, and completely naked herself.
"All right! Listen up everyone!" she announces in a loud, clear, nearly musical voice. "All of you have five minutes to strip, grab a drink, and get into the hot tubs!
"Today we get into basic seduction techniques!"