"Wow" Jason repeated.
"Yeah wow" Matt replied.
"H-hhow did this happen?"
"Obviously, that lotion we were testing did this."
"But I don't understand, how could a lotion do this, I mean were now a two headed guy and we're 14 years old."
"Actually," came a voice at the doorway, nearly causing the duo to fall. "You two are 14 and a half years old."
"What?" The brothers said at the same time. They then tried to turn to see who had spoken, but ended up falling to the ground hard. They looked up to see that it was the doctor.
The doctor began talking again, "You two are now 14 and a half years old, and thanks to your participation we now have the data we needed to adjust the formula so it will not have the side affect of fusing our customers together. You can pick up your check at the front office."
The doctor then began to head out of the door when the brothers yelled back at him in unison, "Wait, what about us."
"Hmmm, Is there something you wanted to add to our report?" The doctor replied.
"No, we want to know how long this is going to last!" Matt exclaimed back.
The doctor looked puzzled, "Didn't you read the Ad?"
Matt replied, "Yeah."
The doctor then continued, "Well then you should have known that the lotion's effect would last for a few hours"
"Feww" The brother's replied in unison.
The doctor then continued, "Or if you read further, you would know that there was a small chance that the effects could last longer."
"Longer!" They replied.
"I estimate," The Doctor continued, "that the effects will last for about a month to--"
"A MONTH!!!" The brother exclaimed
"Or," the doctor again continued, "to a year--"
The brother exclaimed, "A YEAR!!!!!" They fainted.
The doctor said to himself, "or it could be permanent."