Cleo was right, the pellets were boring. But you take her suggestion and just have a little of the food from each dispenser. You go to drink water and realize it's the cleanest, freshest spring water you've ever had. You make your way across to the bathroom. You freeze and stare at yourself in the mirror. Somewhere along the way you lost what clothing you had left. You look intently and find yourself having to look at an angle with one eye and then the other. You're defiantly transformed all the way to a squirrel. You're probably no more than a foot long either. It would explain why the cereal dispensers looked so huge. You find you're covered completely in fur and your tail is as long as your body. Apparently, squirrels aren't as openly or as well endowed as a human.
You turn away from the mirror and find the trough Cleo mentioned, squat, relieve yourself and step aside and watch as a stream of water washed your business away.
You yawn and to your amusement your tail tip comes around to cover your mouth. She did mention something about getting some rest right? Somewhere in the distant back of your mind a small voice says maybe this is all a dream...