Just as Billy turned to get in Rocky's car, which was now his car, he felt a cramp in his knee. "Oww, that smarts. Maybe my legs aren't finished," Billy whined. But then the aches and pains started all over like a wash of energy sapping suction.
"what's wrong?" asked Andy, as Kirk watched from the passenger seat. "Are you okay?"
"No! Oh NO! Something's wrong..."
Billy looked at himself in the reflection of the car window and gasped. He had aged to what looked like 50! He turned to Kirk and Andy, who both gasped.
"Man, wh what's happening to you?"
"You tell me! What did you two do to me with that freaking voucher? Ahhhh!!" Just then his hair turned screaming white as he seemed to shrivel. He held onto the car door handle for dear life as his body shrank and shrank in old age. Rocky came running out of the house to see what all of the yelling was about, and gasped. "Billy! What have you done to yourself?"
"We outta here," Andy said, wide eyed. But just then, Kirk began to have the same effects and started to age faster than egg salad on a summer picnic table. "The the vouchers!" kirk shouted. "they're rigged! AAAAHHHHH!"
Kirk's age caught up with Billy's as they both shriveled like crumpling plastic bags, and it sounded just the same too. They're eyeballs rolled back in their heads and finally they were nothing more than a pile of dust on the ground.
"Billy!" shouted Rocky. "what have you done to us?!" he shouted at Andy, who stood there frozen in shock from what he had just seen.
"Like I said," andy repeated, "I'm outta here!" He then sprinted down the street as fast as he could out of sight.
Just then, Rocky heard the faint laughing of a woman, like a ghost...Madam Illusia. In a puff of smoke, Rocky was his 30 year old self again. '
"Wh what?"
"your son is with me now," the woman's voice slithered around him. "he made a choice and no he is mine."
"What the fuck was in that beer?!"