You're just an average sort of guy-- normal, and boring, everyday job, average sort of looks, neither particularly old or young, tall or short, thin or fat, nor much smarter than average. Just about the only noteworthy thing going on in your life at the moment is that you have the day off from work, and even that wasn't your doing-- a water pipe froze, burst, and flooded the basement of the building in which you are employed. The flood created quite the mess, or so you are told, and so everyone has the week off until either the building is cleaned up or another location can be occupied for the duration. All in all, you've got the day off and nothing planned.
Eventually you find yourself in a shopping mall in front of a smoothie shop. You've always kind of wondered what the big deal with smoothies is and, having nothing better to do, you decide to try one. Walking up to the counter you look over the selection:
Youth and Energy Regenerative Drink
Strength and Beauty Power Drink
Something Completely Different Surprise
A Woman's Delight!
A Slimmer You Weight Loss
Weight On for the Skinny
Smooth You Smoothie
Animal Aggression
Please ask employee for other suggestions.