"...a PIG!!!"
"There has to be some kind of mistake" Alex thought. He had always kept himself fit and lean...and now he was to become....a PIG!
Just then, the phone rang. He picked up. It was Danielle.
"Well..." she asked "...what are you gonna be?"
"A pig", he moaned.
"Oh, thank God" she sighed.
"Whadda you mean 'thank God'", he said "this is awful".
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean it that way", Danielle replied.
"I'm kinda glad since I'm going to be a sow"
Alex felt slightly better. "Well..let's hope that want us for breeding and not for feeding" he said, almost embarassingly.