As you try to squeeze through, you stop and think. You then say "Wait! I know how this ends! The Big Bad Wolf climbs through but lands in a boiling pot. I don't want that to happen to me!"
Aster several minutes, you manage to climb through to the top and out the chimney. When you jump off the roof and back onto the ground, you notice a back door on the other side of the house.
You think about eating the pig but then you remember that you must save one pig for the wolf. When you get to the door, you see a pair of tongs by the door. You pick them up. You say with an evil grin "These will be perfect" You turn the handle on the door, and it opens! You say "Stupid little pig left the door unlocked!" You then walk into the house.
You search around the house and find the pig by the chimney with the boiling pot. You sneak up behind the pig with the tongs open and ready in both hands.
When you get in reach of the pig with the tongs, you grab him with the tongs. You say "Gotcha! Little pig!" You dump the boiling liquid out of the pot onto the burning stove. You then release the pig of the tongs into the empty pot and close the lid. The stove starts to burst flames. You drop the the pair of tongs and quickly run out of the house.
You see the brick house burning from the distance. You laugh loudly and evily. "If only that wolf was as smart as I was!"
On your way back to the wolf the pig starts to kick and pound from inside the pot.
He yells "Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf! Let me out!"
You say "Not by the nose on my large, long snout!"
He then begins to yell "Then I'll..."
You then say "Don't even try, you little pig!"
The pig was silent the rest of the way there.
You enjoyed your job, and would love to do more evil deeds in fairytale land later on as the Big Bad Wolf.