You look at it thoughtfully. "ok. I'll try it." The salesman looks back. "good choice!"
You go into the dressing room and try it on. Its a snug fit. You look into the mirror to see a realistic deer-tuar. Too realistic. you move you try to walk in it and it feels like you do have four legs! A thin almost unoticable smile forms on your deer snout as you look at your antlers. you try to find the zipper... and its not there!