What neither Katy nor Calvin realized was that, deep down, Calvin had always wanted to be the lover of a powerful-- no, make that, THE MOST powerful female super villain in the world! And, what Katy wanted, in a not at all unknown, deep down inside way, was for the world not to look down on her because of her age.
Looking at her new gun, sitting on her lab bench, Katy realized that, if she wanted to prove herself to the whole world, then, by Einstein, she just needed to scale up her test by, oh, say, a few billion people! Having a miniature black hole helped, of course, for all she needed to do was punch a hole through this reality into one in which entropy worked in reverse, and channel the excess energy from that universe through a heavy duty converter, beef up her gun a bit, then bounce the resulting high powered ray off of the Moon, down to the Earth, with residual "age adjustment radiation" (okay, so maybe it wasn't technically radiation, and the age adjustment was actually a reworking of reality, but if she used the correct terminology, several textbooks would need to be written and extensively referenced, and she already found herself thinking in excessive run on sentences!) bounced off a number of geosynchronous satellites to cover the world's population. She also realized that, if she really wanted to prove her point, she would need to eliminate the way people's memories adjusted.
She decided that, since she thought better in the shower, her story needed a shower scene.
Stepping into the shower, Katy lathered up her pert breasts, smooth legs, and acne sprinkled face. Standing under the spray of water, she let her hair out of her pigtails and suds it up well, then brushed it out slowly and luxuriously. Then, in order to maintain a proper rating, the steam from the shower made things hard to see.
After a relaxing shower, Katy spent a good part of the next two weeks acquiring parts and building her modifications, and taking nice, hot showers whenever she hit a temporary roadblock, got dirty, or just plain felt like it.
She invited Calvin over, telling him that she had a big surprise for him. He arrived in her top-secret laboratory, hidden cleverly in her parents' attic over her bedroom, and she motioned him to sit in a metal, folding chair next to the giant, complex control panel (all parts supplied by Radio Shack). Then, hitting a control button, the roof overhead slowly pulled back, revealing a giant, full moon.
"Calvin, my love," she spoke in her, high, clear voice, moonlight glinting off of her braces. "You are about to witness an event which will change the world! What you see before you is an invention many have said could not be done! It is an AGE RAY! But not just any age ray-- for I am in mere moments going to use it to turn the entire population of the planet Earth into TWELVE YEAR OLDS! (Children under the age of 12 will not be effected due to liability issues.)"
Calvin stared for a moment, then realized that she was serious.
Looking at her he said: