"Transform!"
"Damn," said Kyle, "I was hoping for both, but hey, this will do."
"For your transformation, I am going to change only one thing about the so called 'Great' Jake Smith. After this I can Guarantee that you will come to view sports... and men in a different light."
"What the fuck faggot," said Jake getting angry, "you are gonna make me into a pussy homo just like you?" Jake came off as angry, but he was actually fearing Kyle at the moment. He was trying to intimidate Kyle into stopping and just leaving him alone. He didn't want to be gay, for gods sake he loved the pussy!
Unfortunately, for Jake that is, Kyle knew who held all the cards at this table.
"You know what... that sounds like a good idea," Kyle said mildly, grinning to himself the whole time.
Jake's heart seized up, oh shit, he is gonna do it. The curse can't be real... can it?
"I have made my decision Jake, for your transformation..."