Doug and the pizza boy crept as quietly as they could down the hallway. They heard noises coming from behind them, turning and looking they saw people were starting to come back inside. The quickly ran for the bedroom, barely making it before someone noticed. They shut the door behind them, but were too short to reach the lock.
"Quick come stand over here" Doug said to the pizza boy, motioning him over. The pizza boy walked over to Doug, the beer inside him sloshing around. Doug climbed on top of the pizza boy's keg-body and reached up and locked the door.
"Well now that that's out of the way, I guess we should do some introductions. I'm Doug, and the pocket PC you picked up was my invention that changes matter to whatever you type. Luckily it seems to be wearing off or else I'm sure we'd be in big trouble."
"I'm sorry, I didn't know that would happen."
"Its alright, I don't think anyone would think so, just remember not to touch other people's stuff in the future. What's your name anyways?"
"Oh its Nathan."
"Well Nathan, since it seems that orgasming will help us turn back to normal, why don't we help each other out?" Doug suggestively wiggled his pepperoni eyebrows and walked over to Nathan. Doug reached up and started to slowly pump his handle.
"Oh, man, that feels so good." Doug continued pumping until Nathan was moaning loudly. Once Nathan was pumped to the point that Doug couldn't move the pump anymore, Doug took a couple steps back, stroking his pepperoni cock slowly, enjoying the sensations. Nathan reached for his nozzle in order to release the pressure built up inside of him, but found that he couldn't open the valve. "I think I'm broken, I can't open it up."
"Here lemme try" Doug said walking over. Taking Nathan's nozzle and pointing it away he pushed down, causing the beer to come flowing out as Nathan moaned in relief. Once the flow ebbed, Doug quickly backed up as Nathan began to grow and change. Nathan's arms and legs grew, returning to his normal size, the color and texture returning to human flesh. His torso expanded, returning to a normal size, and shape, his head grew until it was normal size and turned completely into his normal head. The pump moved down his body and stopped sticking out of his crotch just above where the nozzle connected. The changes stabilized, Nathan now appeared fully human except his genitals were still the tap for a keg. Nathan felt his body ensuring he really was back to normal.
Doug watched the changes and stroked his pepperoni cock trying to get himself off quickly, hoping for a similar level of changes. Soon Doug shot a load of cheese on the carpet and felt a tingling sensation course through his body. Once his changes stopped, Doug found himself back in his old body, except his cock was made of pepperoni and his balls felt like they were made of dough.
"Well we're mostly normal now. Let's find some clothes and we can go back out and look for the device to complete the changes and make sure nothing else happens" Doug sad as he walked to the closet, opening it to look for some decent clothes to wear.