Maxine was walking home from work, feeling depressed as usual, and for the same reason as usual too. You see, Maxine was a transsexual woman, and she was beginning to regret having that sex-change operation. The reason being was that she could not only not have children, the reason she had the surgery, but she could not even feel sexual pleasure now. The operation hadn't helped the way she felt about her body at all, and she was now even beginning to miss her male parts. The rest of her life was fine, but she didn't think so. She was going to commit suicide with the gun she had ordered last week as soon as she got home.
As she walked in the door she opened the package, expecting to see her relief, but instead she saw a lot of liquids in what seemed to be glass coke bottles. A note inside the package said: "This will help someone in your unique position more than a machine of death will. Use it wisely. Oh, and avoid identical suited men!" Maxine didn't know what this meant, but she saw that the bottles had labels and got an idea. She smiled. She could finally be happy in her body. She would see what the transgender potion did.