You take the red bottle and think about it carefully. "Do I really want to do this?", You say to yourself but you decide to try it anyway. You spray yourself with the cologne, It has a distinct smell to it, almost like that of a sweaty man that has his pits slathered with Old Spice.
"It doesn't smell that bad.", You think but it doesn't seem to be working.
You walk upstairs to your bedroom and for some reason decide to take a look in the mirror. In the mirror, You see that your face has grown some hair, it's only about as long as a stubble though.
"Was that there before?", You ask yourself but you instead dismiss it as seeing things.