A box of condoms?!!
Picking up the box, you notice that there seems to be no brand name on the rather plain box. Looking closer, you see that there is smaller writing above the word "Condoms". Squinting, you read: "Junior Sized"!
"Ha. Ha. Very funny," you say sarcastically to the empty room. You wonder who decided to play this joke on you. No one immediately comes to mind, so you drop the condoms back into the shiny black box, and head to the kitchen to make lunch.
About an hour later, having satisfied your hunger with some exceedingly bland, store brand instant macaroni and cheese, you are feeling a bit bored and wander back into the living room. The black box is still where you left it by the door. Figuring there must be a better place for the box (such as the trash), you pick it up, noticing the small box of condoms in the process. You wonder just what a "junior sized" condom looks like...
"Oh, what the hell!" you decide. Its not like you can take them back to a store and get a refund... Tearing open the little box, you find, not too surprisingly, that it contains packets of condoms. Examining one, you do note that is seems smaller than a normal condom, almost child sized... But that would be ridiculous! A child wouldn't need a condom!
"Talk about niche marketing!" you exclaim, intending to toss the whole thing into the rubbish. It would seem that the manufacturing was a bit sloppy, as some of the lube seems to have gotten on your fingers, making them a bit sticky...
You are just leaving the living room, when you discover you have an extremely hard, urgent erection-- and you were not even thinking about sex! Even weirder, you find yourself fighting the urge to put on one of the condoms!