As Carrie was walking home, she saw that jackass Phil. She
rememberred how the bastard left her, and told her how in one
night he had gotten closer to a woman then he had gotten to her
in seven months. She wiped a tear from her face, and held the
charm bracelet before her, with a donkey charm in her grip she
proclaimed loud enough for him to hear.
"CHANGE"
Quickly, just as Mr. Greene had become a woman, Phil became
very equine. She walked up to him, and smiled. "Remember me
Phil? I told you you were an ass, and look at how good my
instinct was. If you find me that bitch you cheated on me with, I'll
consider NOT emasculating you, and maybe even changing you
back. Now, lead me to her.