You feel like you're going to go crazy, or explode, or something if you don't relieve yourself. Were you ever this horny before? You can't recall-- and it doesn't matter! Without conscious thought, you find yourself masturbating furiously, coming scant minutes later. Breathing heavily, you find yourself feeling guilty, although you don't know why. You also realize you don't know what came over you-- why the heck did you put the damned thing on in the first place?!? And what has it DONE to you?!!
You rip the condom off your (now small and thin) shaft, surprised to find your orgasm apparently produced no semen. Weird. Looking at yourself, you find you still look like a kid. Grabbing a washcloth you wet it, lather the washcloth up with a lot of soap, and furiously wash the lube off of your privates, hands, and anywhere else it touched. Rinsing off, you discover your small amount of pubic hair is now soft and blond, as is your underarm hair.
"No!" you exclaim, or, more accurately, breath. With shock, you realize your voice is now high. Grabbing a wad of toilet paper, you carefully scoop the condom from where it fell, directly in front of the toilet, and throw the damned thing into the bowl and flush it down. With the way things seem to be going, it seems a small miracle that the toilet doesn't plug....
Pulling up your pants, you are almost not surprised to find you are now wearing a plain white pair of briefs and cargo shorts. Thinking that there must be some logical explanation, you turn to leave the bathroom, intending to (carefully) examine the box and its contents for clues.