As you gaze upon the box of condoms, you try to figure out which one is the best one for you.
As green is your favorite color, you decide to choose the green one, despite it's length.
You pull the green one over your penis, and in spite of the situation, you fail to get a rise from it.
Instead, as it squeezes your genitals, you feel a sharp tingling.
You dash to the mirror and you are shocked by what you see.
You appear to be shrinking, losing height and mass at an alarming rate.
Your penis shrinks into a childlike nub, and still more changes are to come.
Your eyes lighten up in color to a cherubic innocence, and freckles continue to spread against your face.
Cheeks grow slightly chubbier as they accumulate a small degree of babyfat.
Lastly, your hair seems to be altering in texture and hue.
it begins to grow, and grow and grow, until it tickles the base of your neck, all the while curling at an alarming rate, until it bundles in on itself, leaving you the picture of young innocence, and all the while, blonde hair lightens to a bleached shade.
You move towards the mirror and smile, showing a lack of two front teeth.