Katie rushed over to her bedside phone and called Tiff, knowing full well that the sleepy-head would probably be sleeping yet.
Indeed, a groggy voice, sounding half-annoyed, asked, "What is it?"
"Tiff, something is really wrong with me!"
At first, Tiff didn't recognize the voice on the phone, so Katie hastily explained what had happened overnight.
"So, you're all hairy and stuff?" Tiff asked.
"Yes!"
"Shave it off, we'll think of something. You can still hide your other problems."
Katie went back to shaving...