... but then I stopped. Except for Mom, who I was trying hard not to look at, I was enjoying seeing all these ladies naked.
"I wish I could've made it with all of you when you were my age!" I said.
I really had to be careful about how I used the W word!
Everything spun around me for a moment, and I dropped to the floor. I caught myself before I completely fell down, when the vertigo stopped.
I wasn't in my house anymore. I was in my high school! But things didn't look right.
The photos of several sports champions for the school were gone! The decorations we had up for this month were also missing.
"Excuse me, young man," I heard a voice say behind me. "Can I help you?"
"Mrs. Winters?" I said, my jaw dropping. It was one of the English teachers. But she had dropped several pounds, and her hair was dark with no grey in it.
"Mrs. Winters? Not quite yet, I'm afraid. I won't be marrying Fred until June 8, almost three weeks away."
June 8? But it was October. Suddenly, I had a very bad feeling.
"Excuse me, M'am," I said, trying to avoid having to guess her maiden name. "But what year is it?"
"What year?! Why it's ... "