Jeff replied "Well . . . could you check the back for some with like
a flag pattern to them?"
"Sure, just give me a couple minutes" the clerk said as he turned
around and walked into the stock room. Jeff busied himself looking
around at other things. He found a selection of cards, all of which
were erotic though with odd messages on them like "Wishing I was in
your pants," "Lucky Licks," "Fuck me now," and "Wishing you were
bigger." Before Jeff could puzzle over the odd cards anymore the
clerk returned holding a pair of American flag boxers made of the
same material as the black ones he found. "Here you go sir. Is
there anything else I can help you with?"
Jeff grabs one of the cards at random and walks to the cash register
"No thanks, I think this will be it." A box of candy by the register
caught Jeff's eye. It looked like it was a typo, but the box said
"Milk Dudes." Jeff grabbed the box and set it up on the counter
saying "This too."
The clerk rang everything up and said "That will be $25.00." Jeff
put a couple twenties down on the counter. Jeff grabbed a pen off
the counter and wrote "Happy Birthday Hunk! Love, Jeff" in the
card. After giving him his change the clerk said "And for spending
over $20.00 you get a piece of candy." The clerk held up several
items. "Would you like a Cock-sucker, a Cum-sicle, or a Muscle
Juice?"