"Time to sleep," Mike says to Bruce sending him into trance.
"You like how my room is Bruce?"
"Yeah I fucking love it!"
"Good, because you will make sure your room gets into an equal state like this after the rugby match. I have posters and pictures and pornography magazines that you remember that you left with me in my top drawer. You will ask for them back off me after the match and instantly sort your room out. Now do you drink Bruce?"
"Uhhh.... I haven't really drank that much before"
"Now Bruce you love beer, particularly Bitter. You love being in your rugby or other sports kit in the pub drinking Bitter with your sports mates, chatting about girls you want to fuck or about sports - most other things are too boring for you. What do you love Bruce?"
"Drinking Bitter in my sports gear at the pub chatting with my mates"
"Good. Initiation is tonight and you are going to make me proud. You will do EVERYTHING asked of you in the initiation. You will completely love it as well and be completely enthusiastic. You will however remember you are a straight lad and do not like anything that makes you look like a pansy boy or anything homosexual to happen to you - so you will be humiliated if you have to do anything like that but you will do it because you want to join the team. You will wake up on the count of 3 and start packing your kit ready for the game and we will walk there together. 1 ... 2 .... 3..."
"Hey Mike you fucker, is this my gear on your bed? It is the new season kit right and what I've got on was last season's which I wore to do winter training?" Bruce asked.
"Yes that's right - it's strange you weren't so into sports before but I guess your winter did you some good and the sports teams need a guy like you!"
"Yeah I can't imagine not doing sports now mate!" Bruce exclaimed as he started packing his rugby gear into his kit bag and picked the bag up.
The two rugger lads headed out to the game ....