On the way back to what was now Brian's house, Ty noticed a cigar bar on the corner of the street they were driving down. "Hey guys", Ty said, "you wanna stop into the cigar bar across the street for some fresh stogies and a drink?" "Yeahhhhh", said Gabe, around the cigar clenched in his jaw, with a shit-ass grin on his face; "I wanna take this new body of mine for a test drive!" "Do I have to go?", pouted Joshy as Ty and Brian had decided to keep him a 12 year old child while everyone else Ty had come across today had been transformed into a professional football player-sized, cigar smokin' muscle bears. "I won't be able to get in anyway. You turned me into a kid!" "Quiet you litte prick!", Brian chortled, all the while continuing to stoke his cigar. "We're goin whether you like it or not!"
So Brian pulled over and parked right outside the cigar bar. As soon as he, Ty, Gabe and Joshy got out of the car and made their way to the door, they were met by a virtual mountain of a man who served as the bouncer for the bar. He stood 6'4" in height; 230 - 240 lbs, a flattop crewcut with sideburns and a thick, bushy goatee; chest like a barrel, biceps like bowling balls and legs like tree trunks! Not surprisingly, he was also smoking a cigar. As it was placed in his jaw, he spoke around it as he looked at them saying, "where do you think YOU guys are goin?" he boomed in a deep, husky voice. "You members here?" "NO!", Brian replied in an irritable tone of voice; "my buds and I wanna freshen our cigars and get a couple for the road. You MIND standing aside?" "NO F****N WAY! the bouncer again boomed in that deep, husky voice of his. "First of all, you guys ain't members!" "Second of all, you got two kids with you" - refering to Ty, who was only 15 and Joshy, who Ty had earlier transformed from Brian's father into a 12 yr old boy - "and third, I DON'T LIKE YOUR FACE!". With that, Brian looked over at Ty and said "Hey Ty, I think this guy needs some attitude adjustment. He says you're too young to come into the bar with us!" "YEAH?", said Ty, "I think I can fix that!"
At that moment, Ty stood transfixed, looking intently at the bouncer as he stood there glaring back at him. Ty decided that he was going to body swap with the bouncer so that he and his friends could get into the cigar bar and teach this bully a lesson he would never forget! At first, the bouncer reeled back slightly, as if he was dizzy. When he regained his senses, he noticed that Ty was now wearing HIS flattop crewcut, sideburns and goatee. Ty looked down at his upper lip and saw a thick, bristly black moustache covering it. "Hey", Todd giggled slightly, "it tickles!" Then the changes came more rapidly. Ty felt himself grow taller and thick with muscle. Hair started appearing EVERYWHERE on his body - his arms, his chest, his legs...it felt like a thousand ants crawling all over his body. At the same time, the bouncer was shrinking in size and girth and muscle. The clothes he was wearing just starting falling off him as they were far too big for his now diminshed size. "Oh my God!, the bouncer said, in a cracking voice as it got squeakier and higher, "what are you doing to me?" "Let's just say you're gonna take a little vacation from your duties as bouncer for awhile", said Ty, whose voice now was a deep, rich baritone. "NO! NO! NO!", whined the bouncer, now with the voice of a teenager. "Too late...KID!", Ty said laughingly. It was then that Ty noticed that he had the cigar that the bouncer was smoking clamped in HIS jaw! He turned and looked at the reflection of the smoked glass front of the cigar bar and saw that HE was now the bouncer...and the bouncer was in Ty's body!
"See Brian", said Ty, now in the bouncer's body, "told ya there'd be no problem getting in!". Ty motioned to the bouncer, now a 15 yr. old boy, and said "stay out here with the kid (Joshy) while we men go inside for a drink and a smoke". "You two have a lot in common", Ty said to his, Brian's and Gabe's laughter. "You gave everyone shit when you were adults. Now you're kids again and gonna get the shit from now on!" With that, Ty, Brian and Gabe made their way into the cigar bar. As they entered, they literally bumped into a couple of leather bears who didn't much like the interruption...