Jen had finally gotten to the lunch room. When she got there, she
looked for Susan. She found Susan and sat down next to her. It was
then that Jen realized that she didn't have any lunch money because
she involuntarily dragged herself onto the bus that morning.
"Oh crap!" said Jenny. "I forgot my lunch money."
Susan looked at her and said: "Just breastfeed yourself."
As Susan said this, Jenny's breasts started to lactate. Great, thought
Jenny, now I'm gonna end up doing this for lunch. She tilted her head
down and brought one of her breasts to her mouth. Her hands seemed to
know that is was lunchtime because they stopped acting on their own
accord and complied. Jenny felt mortified. She tried to stop herself.
She took the first sip. It wasn't bad. Jenny still felt mortified.
Interested in hearing how reality changed to justify this, Jenny
asked: "How come I breastfeed myself for lunch?"
The answer was...