"Jesus, Kyle, what's the point of all this stupid game? There's no such thing as magic, or
curses."
"Is that your final answer, Jennifer?" Kyle's voice sounded smug.
"Oh fine, whatever." Jennifer sighed in exasperation. Maybe she'd been a little hard on the geek. What would it hurt to play along? "Transform me."
"See, that's what I never understood about you, Jennifer. Sometimes you're a total bitch, and sometimes you're actually a decent person. Like you're two people. You remember in biology, how one-celled organisms reproduce?"
Jennifer frowned. "Uh...mitosis, wasn't it?"
"Excellent, go to the head of the class, Miss Smith. For your transform, you will split into two girls!"
"Uh...ok Kyle, I'll keep you posted. Don't call me again." Jennifer hung up the phone.
What did he think that was going to accomplish?