Linda, er, Wendy looked in the mirror in the room. She looked her new self over carefully, then looked at me.
"What the fuck is up with you?!" she said. "First, you shrink me, take me prisoner, fuck up a wish that shrinks me again, then return me to a normal human size, but I look like the biggest Asian bimbo in the world!"
"Look, Wendy -- " I began.
"Wendy?! I'm LINDA, dammit, Linda Wu! What, you're trying to turn me into some kind of Asian sex doll you can fuck and do whatever you want to with?!"
While I was dumbfounded, she kicked me in the groin! As I dropped to my knees, then, I remembered. The ring DOESN'T affect the mind! How could I forget something like that? I felt like someone jumping into a round-robin online story and adding to WITHOUT reading the story branch up to where I was adding first!
I was going to apologize or try another wish or something, but this was hard to do, as Linda was busy kicking my jaw to pieces. I remembered reading somewhere that she was into kickboxing!
She finally paused, and I tried to make a new wish. But it was no good. My jaw was broken, the skin on the lower part of my face was swollen. I could barely say "OW!" and not much more than that.