Jay couldn't think of anything except trying the lamp out - he could work out any day, but how often does one find a magic lamp? So he went back home with growing anticipation, and once he was safely in his room he took the lamp from his backpack and rubbed it.
Nothing happened.
He tried again.
Still nothing. Maybe it wasn't magic after all? He didn't really believe in all that stuff anyway, but what about the apartment building? Apartment buildings didn't spontaneously turn into chicken coups, he didn't believe in that sort of thing either - or that people could turn into chickens. But he had seen that.
Maybe the movies got it all wrong, maybe it didn't work by rubbing it. "Genie?" he tried calling into it. He knocked on it, "Hello, anybody home?"
Still nothing.
"Dammit," Jay muttered. He chucked the lamp across the room in frustration. "I was stupid to think it was magic anyway. I wish for once something would work in my life."
"That was easy."
Jay jumped. A beautiful blonde haired woman dressed as a genie was standing next to him. In fact she looked just like Barbara Eden from the old sitcom "I Dream of Genie" that Jay had watched reruns of as a kid at his grandparents. He couldn't believe it, this was too good to be true.
"You- you're... a genie." He stuttered.
"Yes Master," she smiled at him.
"M-m-master?" Definately too good to be true. "I'm your master?"
"Yes Master," the genie smiled patiently. "I am bound to serve you and grant you any wish for as long as you are my Master."
"Oh," Jay started laughing giddily. "This is too good. This is brilliant!"
"Yes Master," Genie agreed. She simly smiled, watching him adoringly and waiting for his second wish.
"But why didn't you come out before, when I called to you," Jay asked Genie.
"I was fulfilling my last master's wish. Once you made a wish you became my new master, and I appeared here."
"About that, why did the apartment building become a hen house?" Jay asked.
"Because my last master wished it," Genie said simply.
Strange wish, thought Jay. But if he ever wanted to eat chicken again, he had to have it undone. "Genie I wish you would undo any past wishes that turned anyone into chicken or any other fowl, and return the chicken coup into an apartment building.
"It is done, master." Little did Jay know that the genie followed his words exactly, returning all the chickens inside the coup into human form, where they were crushed in the limited space, then returning the coup to its former form. Genie smiled at Jay blissfully, she loved her job.
"Good," said Jay oblivious to her dark streak. He realized with unlimited wishes he could do anything. He also realized, looking at the poster on the wall of the beautiful supermodel in a bakini posing with her long flowing hair on the beach, that he was horny. He loved women, with their long flowing hair, curvy fit bodies. He flushed red. "Uh, Genie, can you grant any wish?"
"Yes Master."
"Even sexual?"
"Of course, Master."
Jay got over his embarrassment, after all she was a genie and had to obey him. "Well, I'm kinda horny now and could really use a good blow job... I wondered if you could make a hot woman appear to suck my cock?"
Genie grinned. "Of course, but you must wish it."
"Ok," Jay took a deep breath. He thought he better wish for a long haired hot one, he didn't want a short haired dog. "I wish you would make me a hot long haired cocksucker."
"As you wish," Genie's eyes twinkled.
Suddenly...