As the others coerce him into roughing it with you an idea strikes. Why not make him a female Great Dane? You use your powers to stop time and start the transformation, taking care to alter everyone's memory to make them think Dustin has always had two dogs. Taking special care not to alter Scott's mind. "I want to make him suffer for calling me gay and this is one hell of a way to do just that," you think to yourself as you yourself changes into a Great Dane.
Once the transformation is done you...