After a little thought he decided to use the whole bottle. "What harm could it do, the worst thing that could happen would be a permanent transformation and I'm not so sure that would be a bad thing..." he began to dowse himself with the strange smelling liquid. Eventually the bottle was emptied yet nothing changed. Examining the bottle more closely lead to a discovery. According to the instructions any and all physical changes would take place overnight, regardless of dose, due to the fact that the transformation would be painful unless slept through.
"Well this sucks, I was hoping to have some fun tonight," he said to himself while deciding what to do next.