"What a strange toy" you said to yourself as you pulled it out of the box. Underneath it was a single sheet of paper. Instructions, perhaps.
The paper contains a note, handwritten rather sloppily.
"To the finder of this wonderful invention, congratulations. Are things in your life a little too neat and tidy, to clean and spotless...then use the Slob-ifier. Just aim, fire, and POOF! The world around you will be messy and sloppy in no time. Works on anything you'd like, hell, try it on yourself, you'll be glad you did, I'm sure of it. Oh, and in the bottom of the box there are attachments for even more fun. Enjoy your new toy, and hopefully a new life awaits you"
You look at the note again, then down at the gun. On it are two settings. Physical and Mental.
Now What?