Tiffany looked down at her chest. "Um, I think there's something else that changed-at least me." Her sisters looked, and saw that while Olivia and Nicky stilt had c-cup breasts, Tiffany's had expanded-to a triple D!
Tiffany was overjoyed; while she was considered attractive otherwise she was the last of her sisters to truly develop, and she resented having smaller breasts than they did. 'I wonder if they're real,' she thought. Tiffany took off her pajama top and held her now ample mounds in her hands. 'They are!'
She massaged her nipples underneath the green and yellow striped bra. HONK! The sound was deeper than her nose. HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!
'I wonder if mine-,' Tiffany thought and squeezed hers. 'Nope.'
"I guess only I can do it," said Tiffany, who kept honking her breasts. Nicky reached over and began squeezing her sisters breasts. Laughing, Tiffany poked Nicky in the nose. HONK!
'Oh my God, they're enjoying this!' Olivia thought. "Will you stop and look at yourselves?" she asked, then held her hand over her mouth. Her voice-she and her sisters had all been talking with a squeaky lilt. "I mean, get a hold of yourselves, and think about what's happened to us?"
"Oh lighten up Ollie," said Tiffany, who reached over and honked Olivia's nose. "It's fun!"
"Yeah sure where no one can see us. But what's going to happen when other people see us?"
"Will you girls quiet down?" a voice that sounded a lot like the cartoon moose Bullwinkle. "It's Saturday, and I want to sleep in."
"Who is it?"
The door opened and all three of the triplets stared. The clown standing in the doorway resembled a less scary version of Pennywise from Stephen King's IT, except the hair around his bald head was curlier, and he had a little tuft on top. Like them he was wearing pajamas styled after a clown-suit, and by the size of his slippers his feet were at least a size 26. Yet somehow the sisters recognized their younger brother Patrick.
"Pa-Patty,"Olivia stammered. "You-your-a clown?"
"Well duh." Patrick rolled his eyes. "What did you think I was, a monkey?"
"You're going bald?" Tiffany giggled.
"Jeez," Patrick's voice was comically irritated. "I've been losing my hair for nearly a year, and now you just started to notice?"