"Make me a vessel of your love," sang the annoying choir.
That's what I'd become, a vessel. I was filled with the oil of the gods, and I was now a tool for the forces of good. A meat puppet for that was wholesome in the world. I tried cursing, but everything backfired. The scorched Earth that had been Las Vegas was now blooming with flowers, grass and tree. Natural springs erupted everywhere in the desert, and not one person had been incinerated in the blast of heat and light I had produced.
Cars no longer polluted. The rains were light and warm. The world was rapidly being transformed into paradise. Not a paradise for me, but one for all of humanity!
I summoned Satan himself out of the depths of hell. The Prince of Lies appeared in all his hellish glory. Curving black horns, menacing hooves, barbed tail, glowing eyes, and skin as red as a hot iron.
I reached out and grabbed him by his shoulders as he scowled at me. My body glowed brightly. Steam or smoke rose from where my hands touched his bare red shoulders. I shouted to the master of evil, "You have to help!"
His scowl softened. It became a grin. Not an evil grin, but a compassionate loving grin. No, this couldn't be. The Grinch's heart might grow 3 times, but surely not the devil's.
"I see the light. Thank you for showing me the error of my way. All those poor tortured souls, all the pain in the world. Yes, I must help. I must correct the error of my ways!" A tear rolled down his cheek.
"NO!" I shouted.
Light flowed from the clouds above. A gold and white staircase appeared leading to s pair of glowing gates. The gates stood open and a thunderously loving voice called out, "The prodigal son returns."
The horned beast changed as he climbed the steps. His batwings reshaped into feather rainbow colored bird wings. His horns vanished. Hair cascaded down his shoulders. He was becoming the beautiful angel that he had once been.
"Forgive me, Father," he said as he climbed the stairs.
I turned to flee, but I was being drawn towards the stairs as well.
I through myself on the ground and kicked and screamed.
"I am woman hear me roar! I am evil incarnate, fear me! I don't want to go to heaven!" I bellowed as I was drawn up the staircase to heaven kicking and screaming.