"Ah how Lovely!" said Loki, "The first award is for 'Biggest Dick...also called the 'Bully Award': This award is voted on by the lower classmen, and goes to the senior guy who constantly went out of his way to make all of his underclassmen's lives a living hell!"
Loki smirked & opened the envelope, "And the 'Biggest Dick' is...Derek Matthews...come on up here & get your award Mr. Matthews!"
Derek Matthews had just walked in the door of the prom & had no idea what had happened prior to his arrival. Derek was the co-captain of the wrestling team, and was known for always trying to harass & intimidate under-classmen. He also frequently hazed the younger guys on the wrestling team by making them do all kinds of stupid or embarrassing things; and for some reason he especially loved harassing & torturing one particularly skinny freshman named Zack, who eventually quit the team & ended up dropping out of school because of the embarrassment & humiliation Derek caused him.
Being the cocky jock that he was, when his name was called, Derek proudly marched through the crowd and walked right up to Loki to claim his award.
"My, we do seem to be quite the over-confident one, now don't we Mr. Matthews."
"Hey it's not over-confidence dude, or whatever you are, it's just plain old, deep-down solid confidence!" Derek retorted as he grabbed his award & turned to leave.
"Oh really" said Loki with a sly grin "...well then I guess you won't mind telling everyone why you act the way you do?!"
Suddenly as if a spell had been cast over him, Derek found himself compelled to answer Loki's question, and was terrified, as he realized he had no choice but to answer it & everything from now on in complete honesty. Derek tried hard to resist by covering his mouth, but with a wave of Loki's hand, Derek's arms dropped to his side and he began to speak.
"I love harassing & hazing the younger guys, because it makes me feel good." Derek sighed in relief at his answer.
"But why does being such a dick to everyone make you feel so good" pressed Loki, "or better yet, how about you tell us why you love picking on that poor little freshman Zack so much."
Derek knew he had no choice but to answer bluntly & truthfully: "Because he's a little fucking freak of nature that's why...anyone that's seen him in the locker-room or even just walking around the halls in a pair of jeans knows exactly what I'm talking about...at 5'6" 110 lbs., he's the smallest guy on our team in every way except for one freaky exception."
"And what 'freaky exception' that?"
"Well, let's just say that when the dude put on a wrestling singlet, he looked like a fuckin' 10 year old with a grapefruit stuffed in his jockstrap. It was obscene...and we certainly didn't need a genetic circus-freak like that on our team; so I just kept teasing & harassing him about it until he finally quit." Derek actually sounded rather proud of himself.
Loki eyed him curiously, "How very interesting Mr. Matthews...but are you sure you weren't just jealous because Zack was endowed so much larger than you and everyone else on your team?"
"Hell no...I'm more than happy with the size of everything between my legs, thank you! I'd never want to be an obscenely over-endowed freak like that Zack kid....honestly, I'd be embarrassed to even leave my fucking house if I was him...and certainly would never think about stuffing that mutant genitalia into a wrestling singlet, and parading around in public!