You crack open the can,and begin to down the cold drink inside, it getting all over your face and shirt, but you no longer cared. The drink was good, and when you finished the can, you let out a loud burp, something you rarely did...but the soda had already done it's damnage, turning you from a newly christened slob, into a newly christened Gassy slob.
You farted loudly as Jack entered the room.
"Holy Shit dude, you found the Slobifier!" He said, a grin on his face!
"What do you mean?"
"AND You used the Mental setting, Jesus, this is awesome! Give me a high five, you slobby brat you!" he chuckled as you high fived him.
"How about another Soda to celebrate!" he said as he tossed you a...