Looking around in the menu screens he found an option named "vehicles". He followed it's sub-menu to "motorcycles". Selecting it he was greeted by a large number of thumbnail images representing different models.
He smiled looking at one particular model and selected it. "Nice", he said to himself.
Then the system asked him for a weired option, he could select "full", "hybrid" or "lower". Shrugging he selected "lower", wondering what that was.
Finally he arrived at the point where he could execute. Excited he decided to first have a trip to the bathroom.
Meanwhile his friend Fred came in silently through the unlocked door. Trying to surprise Joe he sneaked to where he thought he'd probably be, at the computer.
Looking around he noticed the large "execute" button. Curious as he was, he pressed it.
Meanwhile Joe was finished and washing his hands. Just as he opened his bathroom door the changes started.
Within seconds, his lower body dissolved into a large blob, shredding his pants as it grew larger and larger reforming as the motorcycle he was just looking at.
Fred having noticed Joe coming in looked at him witnessing the transformation. "Dude! What's happened to you?", he asked Joe who was now on the seat of a bike, only that he didn't have any legs. Joe still in shock tried to get a look at himself. In front of him there was the steering wheels and the controls as well as the tank. Behind him there was the passenger seat. He lifted his shirt to reveal that his abdomen smoothly merged with the leather seat, touching it he could feel that it was his. Trying further he found out that all of the surfaces of the motorcycle were in fact his.
Regaining his senses he finally replied, "I guess I'm alright." and explained Fred what the Cronivac was.