Jen fires at the two kids, and in a flash of the familiar green light, you watch as the pre-teens slowly begin to get very plump, very quickly. Their clothes, thanks to the ray gun, grow with them as they get thicker, becoming chubbier as the seconds pass. Soon they are hardly shadows of their former selves, and yet they don't seem to notice, kissing just as before.
"I love you, Josh" said the girl.
"Love you to, Beth" said the boy.
"Oh, this is so much fun" said Jen as she hands you back the ray gun.