Sarah stood with the ring on her finger for a while. Every wish she though of was bound to
go wrong. Eventually she just got frustrated and yelled "AARRGGHH! I wish I didn't have to
solve this problem!"
As to be expected the wish was granted in the ring's own way.
"Of course" thought Sarah out loud, "It's not a problem if I don't make it one"
"You mean you're just going to try a wish and see how it turns out?" asked Joey.
"Nope" replied Sarah, "I'm going to leave you there. You're part of me now. Why shouldn't
it stay that way?"
"What!?" yelled Joey, "You can't do that!"
"Yes I can, and I will." Sarah said.
"Sarah, please, try to change us back. We don't want to be like this forever." Keli pleaded.
"Every wish I can think is bound to go wrong, so this is the best solution. And you guys are
starting to annoy me."
"Because we're pissed off at you! I don't want to be a pair of boobs for the rest of my
life!!!" Joey yelled.
"You won't be, just for the rest of my life." Sarah said."Now, I have the ring, so what I say
goes. I'll change your mind by force if I have to."
"You Fu**ing Bi***!!!" Joey screamed.
"I wish Joey couldn't speak." Sarah wished.
Joey shut up immediately.
"Now when you calm down, you can speak again."
Keli started crying, she had known Sarah since college and couldn't believe she was acting
like this. It has to be the ring messing with her mind, and there's nothing I can do about it.
"Aww, Keli, don't worry, it'll be ok. I'm sure in time we will all learn to like this new
lifestyle."
"I don't want to like it, I want my body back, I want my life back!"
Sarah couldn't understand why they didn't see it from her perspective. She could just wish
that they understood, but she wanted them to accept it for themselves. What to do?