The boys and men all looked around as the serving girls all made their way upstage. Jeff, Ben, and David looked at each other then back to the stage as all the girls gathered and stood facing the crowd. Then the lights began to flicker, and the girls started to sway about. Everyone cheered, ready for a show, but something else began to happen.
The girls slowly started to change underneath the flickering light. Loud pops filled the room as their noses inflated into big red balls. Their hair curled and tightened into bushy afros. "What's going on?" Ben leaned over to Jeff, but Jeff just shrugged.
The girls continued to change but didn't seem to be in any discomfort. When the lights finally came back on solid, the crowd gave an awkward applause to the group of clowngirls on stage. They now had enormous bubble-toed mary-janes on their feet and they wore rather skimpy and frilly clown dresses in place of their bikinis. Some of the girls were now milky white all over their bodies while others had white only around the eyes and mouth. All of them had the same afro hairstyle but in various colors, and funny little hats set off to the right or left. Their lips were bright red and stretched into wide fummy smiles.
The girls all stepped of the stage and resumed their duties among the patrons who just stared at them. One of the clown girls comes over to refill their glasses. Jeff reaches out as she pours and grabs her plump rear. She laughs and winks at him. "You like what you see?" she asks in a voice that's somehow silly yet sensual at the same time.
Jeff nods, and feels her bulbous nose. "Your nose," he says, "it feels so real."
She giggles. "That's because it is real," and with another wink she walks of to another table.
The other patrons are quick to get a feel for themselves, and the drinking, laughing, and music merily resume. One man grabbs a green haired clowngirl, and gets squirted from a flower on her dress, while another gets hit with a bannana cream pie.
David nudges Jeff. "Is it really real?" he asks. "Her nose?"
Jeff shrugs. "It sure felt real but it's gotta be a fake. I will say, they sure are the sexiest clowns I ever saw!"
"Yep," adds Ben. "These clowns can put a smile on my face any day!" All three toast to that, and drink while a couple of clowngirls perform a routine onstage.