I slowly stood up and with an unbelieved ability stood very comfortable on my cloven hooves. I walked over and looked at my little nanny wife but she was sound asleep.
A easy stroll down the hall to the bathroom as I needed to take a good long leak. Standiand as usual before the toilet bowl I saw my first problem of the day. My pecker bent over easy to shoot into the bowl but now this red pole was so stiff it clinked shut as I bent it down. Walking back and forth the idea hit me I was just going to lay across the bowl and let it hang down.
This proved a mistake as the cold water nearly froze the cock head and I screamed as I jumped up. Turning I swung the rod toward the shower stall and the cold chill released my flow. Little else I could do but stand in the door of the shower a pee all over the shower wall.
Suddenly a hunger so wild I had to rush downstairs and find something to eat. Eat and eat I did as two big boxes to Cheerio's disappeared down my throat. Still famished I choked down a gallon of milk and went directly into another box of Wheaties. At last my belly felt full and I thought of my bride still upstairs.
Bounding the stairs as never before I ran for the bedroom with such speed and movment I knew I had to be part goat. In the room sat the wifee' of the bed her legs spread wide and the bottle of perfume being twisted in her slit.
"Oh dear I'm so horny, please come a lay with me again." she asked as the bottle popped out.
I wondered if Cherrios make hormones or phermones better but I jumped into bed for round three.