It was very much after dinner if I was eating a dinner. The afternoon waned away as I grazed in the mindless way I'd done before. It wasn't a thing to think about till I heard her vehicle pull into the driveway.
As the yard gate opened I saw her standing with a broad smile on her round face. A bounce in her step she came over and kneeled by me. "I got just what I wanted and it was only five thousand dollars too." she said.
No I might have become a grass eating cud chewing goat but that amount of money shocked me out of ten years growth. Unable to speak my mind as the lips and nose had grown together over the afternoon's grazing excersize.
She open the brown sack and let me see two large green glass jars filled with some kind of yuck. I can't remember whether it was her jabbering about the shop or my buck goat mind kicking in but I walked away to graze and not even listen. This in fact made her very mad and she got up and stormed into the house. I was willing to listen to her soft kind sounding voice but the meaning of human words just didn't make any sense.
It was after dark when my wife returned wearing a shaggy look about her form. She fondled me till my cock grew long and red. I began to jump anything it site and after much wrestling around I made that good old mark I hit so many times the night before.
As I humped away she became the nanny I'd grown to love during the morning and afternoon. If she weren't perfect before she was just plain great now. I was having the time of my life till she gave me a swift kick from a hind leg.
I fell to the ground in a daze. As the world spur my mind spun down to the man I was and it saw my situation as nothing more than a crude buck goat and his over sexed nanny.
From that moment on I changed more to look like a shaggy haired man, my dear wife became a beautiful award winning nanny goat, dumb as a brick.
I kept her in the fenced backyard till morning on the hope she would be her old self soon enough. However in the morning my back lawn had been devoured and filled with small land mines everywhere.
As I was back to myself short of a shaggy sheath and a long red cock, I made out for the office and at lunch the Ointment Shop.