Ryan yawned and stretched. He sat up in the big rose petal covered bed, and blinked. He wasn't naked any more, but he didn't remember getting into bed, and he felt somehow different. He swung his legs over the side of the bed, and they dangled over the edge. He dropped to the floor, and looked at the door. Okay, he was taller than he had been earlier, but he wasn't back to his original height yet. He walked over to the mirror, saw his reflection and he exclaimed, "Yaoi!"
The image that reflected back was obviously male from the bulge showing through his skintight green shorts. "Well, at least that's bigger," Ryan muttered in awe of his appearance. He was getting hard just looking at himself. His bulge was huge, but the rest of his was strangely erotically androgenous. His chest was flat and hairless. His hair longer than before hung down below his shoulders. His ears looked sort of pointed.
The door flew open, and a balding man in tights entered. He looks vaguely familiar to Ryan - something to do with English class. Yeah, he looks like the bust behind the teacher's desk.
"There you are! I just reworked your speech, now I want you to memorize this," he said shaking a parchment in his hand, he begins to read, "If you mean the last speech he says in the play here it is:
If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
if you pardon, we will mend:
And, as I am an honest Puck,
If we have unearned luck
Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Puck a liar call;
So, good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And Robin shall restore amends.
How's that?"
"I'm Puck? And you're William Shakespeare?"
"Have you been drinking dew again? Why are my actors human or fairy all drunkards!" roared Billy Bard angrily. He clutched his manuscript and marched out of the room in a huff.
Confused, Ryan trotted after him. Well, actually to his horror, he skipped, but then that is what Puck would do isn't it? And after all Ryan had become Puck. But when or where did William Shakespeare ever put on A Midsummer Night's Dream with real fairies? And if there were real fairies then -
Just then a braying donkey caused Ryan to stop following Shakespeare and face what was almost certainly a man with a real donkey's head and tail growing out of his body.
"Bottom? Yes, I know, but Mordred says they'll get the spell right so you can speak, his mother Morrigan is even coming to personally enchant you this time," William said grabbing the half eaten manuscript out of Bottom's hands, "And kindly stop eating my manuscript! I'll have to rewrite your lines again, and if your part seems shorter than before, well it's your own fault!"