I hung up the phone as my wife came in not expecting me to be home yet and was walking toward the bedroom when I spoke.
"Hi dear!"
It was her turn to about jump in the air as she had a brown paper sack in one hand and of all the strange things a pony halter in the other. "You, you should be at work, your home, how nice!"
I could see she was floored with seeing me and had no plans of maybe seeing me all weekend long. "Had a good day huh! Going out to a company dinner tonight, gon'a be out late?" I asked calmly.
Suddenly she collapsed to the floor and burst into tears. The bag holding her purchase getting caught by me before the prime stuff broke or spilled.
A weird story of shopping downtown and finding this little shop in China town that sold lotions and things. She went in and looking about couldn't find anything so the old man who runs the shop gave her a sample lotion. He told her it would give her the sex appeal of a horse in heat. So planning to surprise me last night she rubbed herself down before leaving work. On the way home it kicked in and she drove off the road and damaged her car.
The man was correct and it made her as a horse in heat, she changed from a woman to a pony mare. Then to try and save her life and family honor she jumped the fence and stayed at the Kiddie Park. Oh how she then began to cry so I thought it better to let her in on my secret.
"Dear, dear, you make a fine and pretty Chestnut Shetland pony mare!"
All crying suddenly stopped and her face brightened into a smile. "You think so dear?" she asked as then a angered frown rolled over that face. "How would you know about me a mare?"
I smiled and dropped my pants, "Cause we shared the wildest sex I or you ever had together!"
"How, how did you?" she bubbled with questions as fears subsided and her pleasures found a place to relax.
I suggested we sit down to a big salad and have a glass of potion.