The first fortune read:
'Nice try trying to resist, but of course you failed. From now on in addition to two human legs you will have fifteen 20 foot long octopus legs. You will release ink when you are surprised or upset. You will be able to breathe underwater.'
"What? Oh crap!" Jen yelled. 15 long octopus legs burst from around her hips They were long, and squirming. She sank to her knees and began to cry, and began to pee black ink all over the floor. As she cried, her new legs began to itch. 'Octopi need water' she thought. She got up and dragged her legs down to her indoor pool, her new legs holding the bowl of fortune cookies. She sat the bowl down next to the pool took off her clothes, and got in. She sat down at the shallow end. After a long cry, and a long inking, she fell asleep.