John recoiled from Kate. "I-I can't," he said. "This is just too weird."
"But I told you, I'm a sex goddess," she said. "I need this."
John protested. "But you just -- with my dog --"
Kate leaned forward, grabbed his face, and pressed her lips to his.
A "clank" from behind her caused her to break the kiss and turn around. Dillinger must have pushed on the end table on which the genie's lamp was sitting, because the lamp had fallen on the floor, and the Doberman was sniffing at it.
"No!" yelled Kate, but it was too late. Dillinger's nose made contact with the lamp.
"What the --" John watched as his dog was literally sucked into the lamp. He turned to Kate. "What just happened?!"
"The same thing that happened to me," said Kate. "It was dark in there and all I heard was the genie's voice, but then somehow I was able to see I had turned into a girl --"
"So what's gonna happen to Dillinger?!"
"I don't know. I guess we'll just have to wait and see."
They didn't have to wait long. Colored smoke began pouring from the mouth of the lamp. When it cleared, what they saw was the genie, standing with...